Sporkkerism

neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

the-siege-perilous:

"Look what I made, assface."

the-siege-perilous:

"Look what I made, assface."

*sings incorrect Korean lyrics proudly*

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

Don’t you hate it when you’re having a nice day then someone or something FUCKS UP YOUR PERFECT DAY AND YOU WANT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING.

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

Truth.

ghostingirl:

DO U EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM CAUSE SOMEONE IS SOOO FRICKIN CUTE AND U LIKE EM SO MUCH AND U WANNA SMOOCH EM FOREVER GOSH

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batmanlockedinthetardis:

sharkyhatofficial:

law-surgeon-of-death:

tie-dyed0cean:

Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…

this is not a video, click on it

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this is fantastic

Oh my gosh, yes. @3@

I’VE KILLED LIKE TEN MINUTES WITHOUT KNOWING IT. I LOVE THIS.

IM A HUGE DAFT PUNK FAN AND THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

howtoskinatiger:

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer

diddlemydiddlies:

zferolie:

how in the world….

I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE CUTE COUPLE AND THEN

diddlemydiddlies:

zferolie:

how in the world….

I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE CUTE COUPLE AND THEN

pewdiecried:

one of u guys unfollowed me i am now sad

That bitch

barebackinq:

When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh

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