imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
"Look what I made, assface."
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
Don’t you hate it when you’re having a nice day then someone or something FUCKS UP YOUR PERFECT DAY AND YOU WANT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING.
if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation.
DO U EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM CAUSE SOMEONE IS SOOO FRICKIN CUTE AND U LIKE EM SO MUCH AND U WANNA SMOOCH EM FOREVER GOSH
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
this is fantastic
Oh my gosh, yes. @3@
I’VE KILLED LIKE TEN MINUTES WITHOUT KNOWING IT. I LOVE THIS.
IM A HUGE DAFT PUNK FAN AND THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer
how in the world….
I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE CUTE COUPLE AND THEN
one of u guys unfollowed me i am now sad
When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh